Phones, Dairy and Summer

Yes, it's true, I'm getting a new phone and switching services in July. Why? You ask. Because.... Verizon appears to have better coverage where I'm moving to, that being my little secret. [: In any case, my guy just got a Motorola Droid, and while that's NOT! the phone I'm getting, it DOES! happen to be WAY! cool. [: I do have to say though.... Statistically mine will be twice as cool, and subjectively, mine will be infinitely cooler. However, this isn't a competition, I just happen to be very excited to be getting the HTC Incredible, hopefully sooner than later.

As for dairy.... I don't know exactly how feasible it is to develop allergies half way through life [apparently I'm only living to be 36?], but I've noticed a sensitivity to dairy products [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MUST! HAVE ICE CREAM!], and eggs. Not that eggs are dairy. With mixed emotions, I've decided to go vegan for a few weeks, to see if that's really what is causing my digestive tract to be filled with needles, safety pins, and razors. I'll start that at a later date. First I have to finish the half carton of Tillamook Mudslide, unopened Key Lime thing of Ben & Jerry's, and a Napoleon Dynamite, also from B&J's, all sitting in my freezer.

Ah summer. It's no surprise I'm moving somewhere relatively warm year round. Haha. Relatively.... In summer's respect, I've written a lyrical poem. Enjoy. P.S. Please feel free to place it to Baby's Got Back. :D Cheers!

Ode to Summer

I like hot stuff and I cannot lie.
You cold lovers can go cry.
When the sun comes out, and there's no wind chill
my heart begins to beat until
BOOM!
And the clouds depart,
[Syncopated pause] that's when summer starts.
Yeah.

Twinkies, Furry Forks and Hair

Yes, I'm completely aware that it's June, almost July. If you think YOU'VE been neglected, ask how my pet rock feels....

Anywho, I've discovered, to my great dismay, that no, twinkies are NOT vegan. Nor are they as good as the Hostess Cupcakes. I haven't checked to see if THEY'RE vegan. To my great may [un-dismay?], I'm not vegan yet. So.... Twinkies still for me!

No, I haven't completely neglected my health. I just occasionally snap and MUST have some mega carbs with a touch of cancer.

Because my mother doesn't pack my lunch anymore [boo hoo! What's with this whole adult thing?!], I pack it before I go to work. Ironically [based entirely on the material of most forks], I forget my fork more often than not. Kudos for me for keeping plastic utensils in my car as back ups. Slap on the wrist for me for never cleaning them and letting them grow fuzz....

In case you're wondering, YES! I HAVE cut my hair! And donated it to locks of love. And YES! It IS the first time I've had a major hair change in SIX years! [: Maybe if you're lucky I'll post a picture or two.

Sorry about my absence, though I have to say, I've probably missed my ramblings and epic tales more than you have. I suppose I'l inform you that I'm making a major move in the near future.

I'm out to NOT eat some twinkies.... :D Cheers!