Phones, Dairy and Summer

Yes, it's true, I'm getting a new phone and switching services in July. Why? You ask. Because.... Verizon appears to have better coverage where I'm moving to, that being my little secret. [: In any case, my guy just got a Motorola Droid, and while that's NOT! the phone I'm getting, it DOES! happen to be WAY! cool. [: I do have to say though.... Statistically mine will be twice as cool, and subjectively, mine will be infinitely cooler. However, this isn't a competition, I just happen to be very excited to be getting the HTC Incredible, hopefully sooner than later.

As for dairy.... I don't know exactly how feasible it is to develop allergies half way through life [apparently I'm only living to be 36?], but I've noticed a sensitivity to dairy products [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MUST! HAVE ICE CREAM!], and eggs. Not that eggs are dairy. With mixed emotions, I've decided to go vegan for a few weeks, to see if that's really what is causing my digestive tract to be filled with needles, safety pins, and razors. I'll start that at a later date. First I have to finish the half carton of Tillamook Mudslide, unopened Key Lime thing of Ben & Jerry's, and a Napoleon Dynamite, also from B&J's, all sitting in my freezer.

Ah summer. It's no surprise I'm moving somewhere relatively warm year round. Haha. Relatively.... In summer's respect, I've written a lyrical poem. Enjoy. P.S. Please feel free to place it to Baby's Got Back. :D Cheers!

Ode to Summer

I like hot stuff and I cannot lie.
You cold lovers can go cry.
When the sun comes out, and there's no wind chill
my heart begins to beat until
BOOM!
And the clouds depart,
[Syncopated pause] that's when summer starts.
Yeah.