Friday, October 31, 2008

Parties, Chocolate, and Stripy Tights

Seeing as it's the most amazing day of the year [excluding my birthday and Valentine's Day (NOT in that order)], Halloween, I find it highly appropriate to be frustrated that I don't get candy this year. The tragedy is caused from a number of things, the first being that I'm in high school. Yes, it's true that I'm short enough to pass for a 12 year old, but I wouldn't say that I still have the figure of a preteen. Also, I will be throwing my own party tonight, one that consists of no scary movies, no idiotic pranks, and no candy. My parents, however, aren't held to the same diet rules as I am, so when some friends of theirs brought over a bag of chocolate, they had no inhibitions. I felt betrayed. MY OWN PARENTS! Partying it up with chocolate RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! The nerve of SOME people!
I felt gypped. I honestly felt as though my rents, who are supposed to care for me, ripped one of my sugar teeth. They get chocolate and all I get is a measly orange and a potentially great body? Preposterous! I got the equivalent of Charlie Brown in the lines from Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin "I got a rock."
However, the compensation of the black and orange stripy tights under my running shorts with a t shirt makes up for the candy in a non-related but highly meaningful way. Just remember the power of the stripy tights! Cheers. :]

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