As the week progresses, I find that I have more time to reflect about the past, and more importantly what is to come. LAME!!! xD
So... Apparently because I was protectively coddling the watermelon container under the table I'm a hog. What can I say? I did offer it to everybody else, and they declined. Plus, it's my favorite fruit. Who wouldn't want to defend it all?
Today on the usual cardio-trip from hell on the 85Âșer, I happened to run over the most disgusting vertebrate in the entire universe. A SNAKE!!! That's horrifying, especially for someone as defenseless against fears me! I screamed as I ran over it, stopped about 30' ahead of it [which was stupid because that just meant the I would have to get going again] and looked back at the hideous thing lying with it's entrails sprawled out over the pavement. YUCK!!! As my mom passed it, she just laughed and rode ahead of me. I happened to be having a panic attack, not breathing, and screaming at the jogger-dog combo passing that there was a SNAKE in the middle of the path! The alarm in my voice must have been more convincing to her than to my mom, seeing as she just ran faster. The snake was absolutely gigantic! It had to be AT LEAST 4' long, and 3" in diameter! It was awful! When I finally had the guts to move on from the idiotic snake, I had to catch up to my mom who was already ¼ mile ahead of me, and explain to her how traumatizing that had been, to unsympathetic ears of course. Later in the grueling expedition, we came upon another nasty, squished out, mutilated snake, but this one wasn't as big. It was only 3' long. Still super horrendous.
Earlier in a 1.5 hour period of A.P. U.S. History [one of the most ridiculous classes in the history of ridiculous classes], we were having a class discussion about yesterday's presentations of various important battles on the road to revolution. My group's battle happened to be when Washington crossed the Delaware River... twice. We were the third group yesterday, so naturally we were the third group today in the review. Fine. I can handle that. The order of questions our teacher asked was "a] where b]when c] why and d] importance?" Because my teacher is not prone to circumlocution, she abbreviated "importance" and "import." I'm not ashamed of what happened next, because the other brilliant chica in my group was thinking the same thing. When she asked us the "import" of our battle, we both said "no, there was no import." Being the third group, you would have thought we would have caught on to the clever shortened homophone she used. Of course our teacher proceeded to say "oh come on you guys, you know the importance!" Then it clicked, and we both felt really stupid. It was pretty amazing, because it not only encouraged us to pay more attention, but it produced a vociferous uproar of laughter from the class, which we paid a cheap expense for.
In conclusion [who says that?! Well duh it's in conclusion! It's almost over!], this concludes the semi-interesting events of today. Cheers!
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