Headbands, Makeup and Schleeeee!!!!

Last night my sister and her kids had a sleep over. It was an absolute blast. [: As I was helping my niece prep for bed, I noticed her amazing red headband, and was immediately drawn to it. I'm not saying that I was covetous or anything, I just like cool nostalgic figments like hair accessories and shoes and stuff. Yeah... I know... I'm like a total throw back to the 80's and such.... But you love me. :D

Sadly, I don't have A.D.D. I say sadly, because at least if I had it I would have a bad A excuse for being so scatterbrained and unfocused. Which was the case today as I strolled down the Hell*Mart cosmetics aisle. Yes... Hell*Mart held the magical headbands that I purchased for my own keeping. Yes. I'm that cool. Anywho, so I was immediately attracted to the beauty sections, where my mom had to pry me away. After returning, I selected [with great care of course] two new liquid eyeliners [the only drawback is that they tend to crack more than stick, BUT! they totally make up for it in that they don't smudge AT ALL after you let it dry. I've taken a partiality to liquid in the past few months], one being dark brown, and the other black. I know. I'm totally WILD! with my liner colors, but I just haven't branched [or found] out to a lovely flavor of liquids. I mean, the only colors I've ever seen are sparkly grey [which I already have], black [have it], brown [have it], dark brown [have it], blue [what is this, the 80's?! I'm not going THAT far back yet....], purple [stick is fine for that. Besides, I don't wear that much purple anywho. I've found very few shades that actually mix well with my skin, even though I totally rock the purple shadows and such], white [I am NOT! a member of KISS!], and teal [eh.... not so much yet]. Yeah. I'm a big fan of flamboyant colors of shadows and mascaras though. Not to be vain or anything [Ha....], but I look fabulous in electric blue eyelashes, even though the jet black totally frames my eyes better.

Blah! How did I get so wrapped up in myself so publically? You don't even care!

Well....

You do....

But....

Saturday night I had a gentleman caller to help me with a history paper, which I didn't finish until Sunday. In an epic failure of motor skills on my part, today when he asked me to describe how amazing I am and I retortded that I couldn't think of an adjective fantastic enoug, he suggested that I make up a word instead. However, the only thing running through my head was "schleeeee!" Apparently, he thought that was hilarious, and for good reason. My gosh. Imagine me so brain dead from a weekend of not sleep that the only word I can make up is "schleeeee!" It wasn't even something cool like "droogleschnorts!" and "beagleeyes!" It had to be "schleeeee!" Yeah. Ok. I'm cool. I know. Blah. I'm gone. Cheers. :D