Due to nothing in particular, I've been thinking quite a bit about sneezes lately, specifically the face a person makes when they're anticipating one. I'm sure you're familiar with the whole "Oh my gosh just get out already!" mentality or waiting for a sneeze to... blow. I've noticed more how ridiculous I look when I think I'm going to sneeze, but then don't. It's so frustrating! Mainly because I know I must look like an absolute imbicile, with my eyes half closed, eye brows cocked at an odd angle, mouth half open, and really it's just not a lovely sight. There is nothing more dissatisfying than needing to sneeze, prepping for it, and then not carrying it out.
Luckily, there are more satisfying things in life, such as the toothpaste isle at the store. Yes, it's almost as fun as the cosmetics sections. [I'm a big fan of Sephora. I just like the colors and flavors of the place.] In a bittersweet way, I don't take oral hygiene lightly. I say bittersweet because it's a great thing to be into, but it's so time consuming and attributes to my judgments of people. I know. I'm a horrible person. But that's besides the point. Some people really dig a box of chocolates for their birthday. I'm a bit different. If you just gave me a great flavor of toothpaste and a super rad toothbrush [compact of course; shockingly my mouth is very... petite], I'd eternally love you. As you can imagine, picking out just one toothbrush is difficult for me. Like my fascination with mascara, I'm compelled to compare the brushes, degrees of softness, and designs of the brushes before making a selection. As you can also imagine, anyone who happens to be with me [or walk past several times] undoubtedly becomes frustrated at my indecisivness. But, with great care, comes great results. Of course that doesn't mean that I've never made a mistake in selecting a toothpaste. Oh my gosh. Just because Colgate Kiss Me Mint looks pretty and pink doesn't mean it tastes great. Really it's just disgusting. As well as Crest Kids Sparkle Fun. There's no way in Hell that it is fun. It's more repulsive and repelling than it is encouraging. The things we like as kids...
While a papercut anywhere is bad enough, it seems that they only happen in the least likely, and most painful places. I.E. The "webbing" of fingers, thumbs, and other sensitive nerve filled zones. My most recent war wound is directly in the middle of my lip, where the top wraps around to the bottom. Bad description. It's right... there. [: Suffice it to say, it's heinous, and in a VERY bad spot. Anywho, I suppose I'll go nurse it back to health with planty of fluids and petroleum jelly. Cheers. :D
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